THE WHOLE THING EXPLODED! OFFLINETV FRUIT SMASHING FT. DisguisedToast Pokimane Lily Fedmyster Scarra

THE WHOLE THING EXPLODED! OFFLINETV FRUIT SMASHING FT. DisguisedToast Pokimane Lily Fedmyster Scarra


Toast: Scarra is currently five minutes late We have to name and shame everyone who’s late Mark: Is he asleep? Scarra: Yeah sorry I was asleep Toast: It’s the only way they’ll learn Lily: Hey guys this is OfflineTV, we’re gonna go smash some- Lily: Scarra how long has it been since you’ve last driven? Scarra: Okay, so I got this car on lease about a year ago… I stopped driving like 8 months ago… Scarra: Fed’s been driving for 8 months Poki: So it’s been 8 months? Scarra: 6 to 8 months… Poki: Any last words guys? I just wanna say I love my parents and my cat and you guys… to everybody watching, anyone else? Toast: Oh, I have a last word I want all of my money donated to charity Scarra: Which one? Toast: St. Jude’s Hospital because children are our future Scarra: What?! Poki: Very true Lily: Can you name another charity? Toast: Doctors Without Borders Lily: Okay, another charity? Lily: Dad, can I have another dog? Scarra: Hell no Lily: Please! Please, please, please Poki: Can I have another cat? Scarra: You can both have new animals if I’m allowed to dispose of your old ones Poki: Woo, we made it even though it’s a little bumpy Scarra: What?! Poki: You literally just went over part of the curb Scarra: Okay, that’s because I didn’t know it was there And am I driving the wrong direction? Yes I am… Poki: We’re alive! Yay! Toast: We specifically went to a Ralphs an hour away so that people won’t know where we live Toast: Don’t worry You gotta put these big, bulging muscles to use Poki: Yeah Scarra: What bulging? Poki: Woah Toast: We always have to carry the groceries in one trip Two trips are for b****** Toast: We’re gonna be smashing fruits with all the weapons you guys sent us, yeah! Scarra: Why do you talk like that? Lily: Can you shove that eggplant in your mouth? Scarra: Fed, what do you think about our haul? Fed: You guys did great honestly I wouldn’t improve this by… Poki: Zero percent Lily: Is it called juggling if you only have two things? Fed: F*** yeah bro! Let’s go! Poki: I can’t wait to see that in slow-mo Fed: My f***ing eyes are burning! Scarra: This is the most dangerous weapon we have Albert: Ready and go Poki: That was so cool! Toast: I missed Redo Poki: Yeah, that’s good enough Toast: No, I need it to explode! Wait, am I hitting it right? Mark: Yeah, you’re killing it Poki: You can do another one Poki: Stupid tomato Scarra: Alright, I like it Josh: Oh god, this is so scary Toast: Comes with her own sound effects… Mark: Watch the wall Josh: Watch the wall, yeah Toast: That’s a clean cut! That’s a clean cut, you can definitely eat that! Lily: Wait, can I eat it? Scarra: Oh, this is so funny I’ve never seen a million views appear in front of me before but it’s right here Poki: Oh it worked! Mark: Now take a bite like we did with the banana Toast: Can you eat raw… Poki: Can you not eat raw eggplant? Scarra: I think you can but it’s like… You have to like… Scarra: There’s no way… Fed: There’s a way Poki: I think it needs to be mushier Yvonne: Maybe it’s too hard… Scarra: Alright now Fed, go and cut it Fed: Alright Fed: Dude, I can’t see s*** in these Toast: Here we go, this is how Fed dies Toast: That was sick! Scarra: The card is still in there! Fed: Dude I thought I missed, holy s*** Toast: This is how the cavemen lived Poki: Wow, this is really good watermelon Josh: This is really good watermelon, actually Mark: Watch the wall behind you Mark: Watch the wall Toast: Ooh, clean! Lily: That sword is very sharp Lily: Sour… Scarra: It’s pineapple! It’s pineapple! What the hell! Toast: It’s just a little off the top Scarra: Cut it again Cut it again, what the f*** Toast: You would make a terrible executioner Mark: You take off just the scalp… Poki: I just cut his ear off… Toast: He’s just screaming, “Ahh! Kill me!” Josh: This poor guy needs to be killed faster! “Why am I still alive?” Toast: “Just get it over with!” Poki: Stop it, leave me alone! Fed: You f***ing missed… Poki: Wow, this is so fun Fruit Ninja, sponsor us please Lily: Omae wa mou shindeiru Mark: Oh, you got it again! Scarra: Oh my god! Poki: Let’s go! Lily: Can you eat this? Scarra: I wouldn’t eat it right now… You can eat raw daikon, it’s a palate cleanser! Yvonne: Wait, you got that right? Fed: I’m going to kill myself Toast: I’m the champ! Poki: Just whack it? Scarra: Yeah, as hard as you can Lily: Let me lick the cake off the staff Poki: Are you guys gonna eat this or should I smash it? Albert: Keep smashing! Poki: Have a piece if anyone wants a piece and then I’ll smash Lily: You guys are freaking vultures… Toast: Okay, smash it Josh: It is good cake! I want more Poki: That is very good cake Scarra: Wait, you should wear safety goggles for sure You’re not gonna get away with this Like it’s a… It’s a necessary thing Scarra: Hell yeah! Toast: Now drink it Josh: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! Fed: It’s like broken Scarra: What the f***, did you cut yourself? Fed: No no no, I almost did Fed: Alright guys, thanks for watching Had a lot of fun smashing and slicing things Make sure to hit that like, comment and subscribe button and we’ll see you guys next time Poki: Bye! Scarra: Bye! Lily: Reality is… often disappointing