My Wife’s on a Healthy Diet

My Wife’s on a Healthy Diet


First a disclaimer: This song is not about my wife. This song came from The Holderness Family, from their YouTube channel, and they deserve the blame except for the words that I messed up and, you know, that’s my fault. So, with that… [music] ♫ Woke up on a lazy Sunday ♫ ♫ Ready for bacon, I was hungry ♫ ♫ Smell a strange odor, make me nervous ♫ ♫ Go downstairs, she made me breakfast ♫ ♫ My wife’s on a healthy diet ♫ (Sorry about that.) ♫ My wife’s on a healthy diet ♫ ♫ Made up her mind, no use to fight it ♫ ♫ Carbohydrate, she won’t buy it ♫ ♫ Open up, she’s gonna make me try it ♫ [music] ♫ Lunch time is sprouts from Brussels ♫ (She say)
♫ Make you fit and full of muscles ♫ (I say)
♫ Running errands for a while ♫ ♫ Order lunch made animal style ♫ ♫ My wife’s on a healthy diet ♫ ♫ She gonna make me try it ♫ ♫ I just want to dip and fry it ♫ ♫ Sorry, Hon, gonna supersize it ♫ [music] ♫ Dinner time looks like spaghetti ♫ ♫ In my mouth tastes like zucchini ♫ ♫ How I ask this while being nice? ♫ (spoken:)
Why this cauliflower lyin’ about bein’ rice? ♫ My wife’s on a healthy diet ♫ ♫ Swiss chard, she make me try it ♫ ♫ Now my butt is no quiet ♫ ♫ Sit upwind, don’t sit beside it ♫ ♫ Next week, she will be a vegan ♫ ♫ Week later, she’ll go non-gluten ♫ ♫ Next month, she will just start juicin’ ♫ ♫ Or Paleo, or whatever Oprah’s doin’ ♫ [music]