Lemonaiding The Enemy – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 9)

Lemonaiding The Enemy – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 9)


[♪♪♪]Under an ordinary house
in an ordinary neighborhood,
four kids found the secretsto the messiest martial art
of all time!
Now the young ninjas
use their powers
to fight great evil!“Great” as in “big,”
not “good.” Ha!
Anyway,
Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force!
Prepare to feel
the fricasseed fury of Mark Samurai! I don’t know if any
amount of training will help you! What are you talking about? I’m a natural! [squelch] Stealth! I can beat them
at their own game! Beat who? I missed a game? Give me the best you’ve got! [Niya]: The Fruit Scroll
seriously said he was our greatest enemy? That’s one ancient typo. Okay, maybe those
weren’t the best examples. But, uh… Again! I am so rockin’! The Fruit Nimrods
will be sleeping between the twin burger buns
of defeat tonight! Whoa! Get ’em off! Get ’em off! Ouchie! Ouchie! If only you had half the skill, courage,
and determination of your great great great
et cetera grandfather. Aw, come on!
Come back! Gimme a second chance! I can totally kick banana! Yow! I like workin’
up a sweat, but minus
the work part. Niya and Ralph
should be helping. Where are they? Ralph wanted Niya to try some new salad place
or something. It’s salad. But better! It’s been fried. This isn’t lettuce. It’s moldy green meat… [sniffing and gagging] they’ve reused! It’s called
“recycling,” Niya. I must be
stronger than I thought. These boxes are getting lighter
the longer I lift them! Yeah, go figure. Let’s finish up before we have
to get to real work. The only “work” we’ve been up to
for the last week is kicking the
deep-fried behind of Mark Samu… [farting] [toot] …Rai… Yes, I know, I’m a very terrifying bad guy,
usually. I hear this is the place
for a good smoothie and a sympathetic ear. You kids do look
familiar, though. Have we met? You picked the
right place…sir. What’s…what’s up? More like
“What’s down?” I might change my name
to the Deep-Fried Loser. These totally not cool
Fruit Ninjas keep making me look like
the worst super-villain ever. [blender runs]
Have you ever thought that maybe
this might be the universe pointing you
to something better? Like a sign that instead
of being a villain, you could do
good deeds? Interesting. Continue. You know, it doesn’t take
a rocket philosopher to see that you’ll never
have a chance against the Fruit Ninjas! …that I don’t know at all. [crying] That’s it. You’re right. I’m hanging up
my sword for good. [crying] Wow. What upset him? You did, Peng! Way to be sensitive. Yeah, but he is
a bad guy. Yeah, he’s bad, but he’s
sort of a doof. I kind of feel
sorry for him. Well, I was just
telling him the truth. Hello there. [yelling] Sometimes the best truth
is to lie. Why are you a pineapple? Deception can be deceiving, except when the deception
defeats the deceptor. That’s the solution
to our problem! What’s the solution? Mark Samurai! It’s fine for us
to fry his bacon, but I don’t want him to be all sad
about it… Go on. Deception
defeating the deceptor… We’ll fake a battle and let the
Samurai beat us! That’s…
not such a good idea! Peng! Hello? A little help? May all bear witness
to my shame. I will shatter my sword upon the ceremonial
petrified gristle! Really? It’s bad enough
I’m expected to eat this… [sniffing] Ugh. I can’t even
destroy my sword right. Ow! Samurai, prepare for defeat at the funny end
of my apple avalanche! Though we aren’t
too confident about the chances
of our success, right? Totes. I am super-duper
scared. Forget it. I don’t want to fight. Aw, c’mon… Just a little fight? Answer for your crimes
and all? I haven’t even
committed crimes. That’s what a lame villain I am. Whoa! Ow! My lower lumbar! I definitely pulled it! The Samurai got me! I did? Samurai, you are tougher
than we suspected. Whatever you do,
do not grease me! Oh no! I’m going to get massive zits
from this! There is no mercy
from Mark Samurai! Feel the burn of the dragonfruit’s fire,
Samurai!Sensei’s Fruit Fact
number 487.
Eating too much dragonfruit
can turn your pee red!Sensei’s Fruit Fact
not to be taken as actual fact.
[yelling] Have you guys
gone coco-nuts? Since when was this
guy hard to beat? It’s not a real fight. We’re fake losing
to cheer him up. I’m confused. Which is normal… Therefore, this makes sense? I…You… I give up. Ha! I’m unstoppable! It’s showtime. Taste my grease,
ninjas! Oh no! I’m under attack! That’s going to leave a mark. [war cries] Ha ha ha! Nowhere to run now,
Fruit Nitwits! What’s the play,
Peng? We get defeated!
Isn’t that cool? No! Also not cool would be
falling into that thing and getting grilled! Less chatter, more splatter! I defeated the Fruit Ninjas! I am as powerful as you were, Great Great Great Great Great
Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great
Great Great Great [gasping]
Great Great Grandpa! I’m brilliant. You can say it. You have any bright ideas on how to get the smell
of goat nuggets out of my clothes? Congealed
nugget skins. Bonus! [laughing]
Well, well, well. Here’s a dessert
I didn’t expect. Mark Samurai! What? No! It can’t be. Chumplings! [war cries] Seb. I’m sorry. If I hadn’t tried
to deceive the Samurai, we wouldn’t be in this mess. They’re coming in! Deception can be deceiving except when the deception
defeats the deceptor. Mmm, goat nuggets. Get them! That’s it! Deception defeating
the deceptor! We’ve gotta use
the tricksters’ tricks against them! Does this mean
we can fight back now? You’re a terrible
super-villain. You’re a coward! A real supervillain
would attack us himself! Ha ha! What are you going
to say to that? [growling] You want head on? Eat grease, Ninjas! Ha! Fooled you! Just what we wanted… heat-hardened
starfruit shurikens! Recycling! See, Niya? You’d understand if you’d
just eaten that green meat. Let it go, Ralph. Oh, no. Well, at least no one
is seeing us like this. Now, that would
be humiliating. [honking] [laughing] Oh no. Hey, Samurai,
tough day? I mean, so I heard. Tough day? No. I just rolled by
to tell you guys I’ve never been happier. It’s clear the ninjas
sought me out because they fear my power, so that must mean
I’m a real bad guy! Am I the only sane
person at this stand? I go forth to prepare
for the battles to come! Yeah, see,
I told you it’d work! How did it work? We now have another
villain to take care of when he was just
about to quit! Yep… I’m a genius. [laughing] [laughing]