(upbeat music) – I can’t believe he’s eating that. – So disgusting. – God, Trapp. Don’t you ever think about what you’re putting into your body? – What? It’s an orange. – Fruit is basically poison. If you want to unlock its
vitamins and nutrients you need to drink it
as cold-pressed juice. – Okay? – Nevermind. Juice is bad for you now. – Juice is basically sugar-water, which is basically poison. – Fine, I didn’t want to drink it anyway. – Wow, Trapp. No fruit? I mean, you need Vitamin C. – How do you get it, then? – You mix little packets of powderized Vitamin C with water. – Vitamin C is basically magic. In that, I have no idea how it works and I believe it can do anything. – Okay. Explain again why
I’m supposed to drink this? – They say it’s healthy. – Who?
– They. – What is it supposed to do? – Be healthy. – How? In what way? – There was a headline on an article that I didn’t read on a website that I can’t remember that
said that it’s healthy. Isn’t that enough? – No! – Just drink it, you fuck! – Alright. – Nevermind! – All that processed
powder is terrible for you. – Why? – Because it’s processed. – Ew! Processed. – You should only eat whole natural foods. Like this grain you’ve never of. – Cargally, yum! – Oo, cargally. I have a cargally recipe that you have got to try. – What do you do, because I tried it you put a little bit of water
– Guys – And you steam it
– Guys, no Can I just eat my lunch? I feel like you’re following fads with no hard science to back you up. – What? – What is cargally? – Cargally has been recognized as a nutritious food for centuries. – They found it in ancient Egyptian tombs. – Tombs? What? Why is that good? – Because it’s old! Anything that old has to be right. – That’s why I swish my mouth every night with coconut oil. – That’s actually really bad for you. – Nevermind, I don’t do
that and I never have. The point is, cargally’s the best. Oh! Nope, cargally’s the worst. – It’s loaded with carbs, meaning it’s basically poison
– poison, great, got it, yeah. – But coconut oil’s good again. – Really? – No. – Which is why I’m sticking with my broth. – Oh, okay, well I love soup. – This is broth. It’s different. How? – It’s healthier. – In what way? – In the way that it’s not soup. – Oh, actually though, that is soup. This is broth! – Actually both of them are bad. But coconut oil is good again. – Nevermind, it’s bad. What’s good is apple-cider vinegar. – And alkaline water. – Those are opposites. – No way. – Grant, I don’t think you
should mix those together. Grant, Grant! No no no no! (human geyser) – Someone didn’t get enough Vitamin C. – Hi, it’s Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun things. And send help to keep me from sinking. Please! Please help! Please help.