Grease is the Word – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 4)

Grease is the Word – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 4)


[♪♪♪]Under an ordinary house
in an ordinary neighborhood,
four kids found the secretsto the messiest martial art
of all time!
Now the young ninjas
use their powers
to fight great evil!“Great” as in “big,”
not “good.” Ha!
Anyway,
Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force!
Have you ever wondered if the Earth was like
one giant fruit? No. And that fruit is like a seed
in an even bigger fruit, in a bigger fruit, and bigger, and bigger, until the cosmos
is one amazing fruit. Hey-ya! If it is, then we need to charge a lot more
for these smoothies. [gasping] The universe! Peng always
gets like this when Ralph
isn’t around. Hey, yeah.
Where is– [yelling] Pineapple power pounce! Crabapple crunch! Toxic Tangerine tackle! Hoo-rah! [groaning] Oh, right… Today’s the big game. I am a tackle-o-matic
dropping my opponents like– Excuse me,
do you have the tropical mix
smoothie today– [screaming] All right! Whoo-hoo! We’re running
a special. Tackle Tuesday. That’ll be $3.50. In my day, football was
a gentleman’s game. Oh, look, guys,
it’s that… special customer who only ever pays us in uncomfortable stares
and awkward silences. We all had
our own special talents. I learned that there’s
one secret to winning at life… …uh… …uh… [groaning] …Ahh… [grumbling] …Ahh… A protein shake,
of course! I drank two
before every game. The milk bar
around the corner does the best
shakes in town. Go, Ninja, go, Ninja, go! [Ralph]:
I want protein shakes! This place
doesn’t sell protein shakes. It’s just a burger joint! Hey, Ralph, isn’t
that your ride? [gasping] The Peelville
Pomegranate bus! [screaming] Ha ha ha ha ha! Just as I planned! I knew I’d be able to lure
the pitiful Fruit Ninjas here by attacking this motorized
football sporting wagon! Actually, we
didn’t come here because of you! Talk about ego. But seeing as
we’re here anyway… Whoa ho ho! You picked the wrong day to mess with football,
Durian Grey! Wait! We should
think this through! [roaring] Ha ha ha ha! [roaring] Dragonfruit Roar! [growling] Strawberry seed storm! Lemon peel pucker! [yelling] Ha ha ha ha! [crying out] [gasping] Ha ha– Ha ha! We got him! Hey! You’re welcome! I just ruined
my only chance to play a final
with the Pomegranates. Uh, don’t the finals
happen every year? Yeah, but that’s
like ten years away! [groaning] Again, I am stymied by Sensei’s
newest crop of Fruit Ninjas! My heart burns with the
passionate anger of a million
white-hot starfruits! Huh? So long have I searched for the hidden lair
of the Deep Fried Samurai… and all this time,
here you were! [laughing] Ha ha! Whoops! [screaming] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ha! Fry, my pretty! Fry! [laughing] Come on, buddy! Super-Happy-Fruit-Slash is your
favorite training exercise! Maybe a smart Fruit Ninja would love chopping up stuff
for no reason… not a dumb one like me. Hey, we all have our strengths and
weaknesses, Ralph. Look, I may be
an exceptional Fruit Ninja, but sometimes…
I forget to pick up my socks. Yeah, and even though
I’m pretty much the best
at everything ever, I hear that I have
impulse control issues. Is that a sock? I’m great at running
the fruit stand. My skills are the tops! I make this get-up
look good! I…care too much? Oh, who am I kidding? No weaknesses. We all have room
to improve. But that’s why
we’re a team! We compliment
each other. You’re complimenting me
on being dumb? Exactly! Maybe I do have
a problem with overstating. Am I really the leastest smart
Fruit Ninja? [sighing] [groaning] Huh? [roaring] Aah! Fried fat? I’m not eating that. [laughing] Dough-dude! You can’t just go greasing up
everything in town! It’s gross and unhealthy! So knock it off,
or I’m gonna have to– [roaring] [groaning] Aah! Think, Ralph, think! I have to outsmart this beast, or he’s gonna flash-fry
the whole town! [roaring] But how? I’m not smart enough
to do it alone… Wait a second… [laughing] That’s a really cool bird! And I have an idea! A real smart idea. Be dumb! [roaring] [spaghetti western theme plays] [roaring] I got one question for you,
Chumpling… Do you walk to school
or carry your lunch? Why did the melons
have to get married? Because they cantaloupe! [rim shot] [laughing] What is the sound of a single
hand breaking wind–? Huh? [laughing] Okay, Ralph. You’re in. Now just take it easy… Knock knock! Duh huh huh blere? Interrupting Fruit Ninja. Indeblah– Kiwi Kaboom! [roaring] Uh-oh! Now I’ve done it! Go long! Football that guy! Football! Yes! I do have a gift! I out-dumbed that thing
like a boss! Go me! Ooh, fried dough. I have lost all
faith in humanity. Oh! Very good footballing. Have a protein shake. It will help you
for the big game. But I missed the bus! Or maybe
the bus missed you. [whistling] The bus! Later, guys! My work here is done. Time to take it
to the football field. Go, Pomegranates! Wasn’t the game
yesterday? Shh! Don’t ruin
the moment. [growling] Clearly I cannot
underestimate these children, but not all is lost. The Chumpling recipe
is just one of the many tools left behind
by my ancient master. Hey!
You the new guy? I’m Mark,
which makes me your boss, so as they say,
if you can lean, you can clean! All that grease and muck
and gunk ain’t mopping itself! [gasping]
The secret birthmark of the
Deep Fried Samurai Clan! Hey! New guy! Got grease between your ears? I said hop on that mop! Uh, yes, sir… but first, I would like
to give you something. A bribe? Save that for the
health inspector. No, no, no. A gift from your great
great great great great great great great great
great…grandfather. And what would… Ha ha! Fate is truly
a fickle pickled pear, for not only
has it given me the tools to destroy
the Fruit Ninjas, it has given me a new ally, the descendant
of my one true master. Embrace your ancestry,
Mark Samurai! Congratulations! You’re hired!