Fruit Ninja FAIL

Fruit Ninja FAIL


Hey guys! So you’re probably looking at me right now and you’re wondering Ryan Did you get a new shirt? No guys i had this shirt for a long time I mean, i used it in so many videos, you already know that Okay, i’ll stop stalling I have no video for you guys this week The reason is because during the filming something went horribly wrong And it kinda delayed the filming and editting process However i’m finishing the video right now So it’s gonna be ready next week But until then, and because i got it on camera, here’s the video of what really happened to me last week And…it’s totally not embarassing *yea right* ryan wtf *rewind sound* [Greg] : So for ammo, we got BANANAS PINEAPPLES APPLES this big boi MELON Imma give it to Ryan pretty hard *repeat* Imma give it to Ryan pretty hard *heheh* it’s kinda dangerous and….action *Ouugh* …fruits… So this is the second *something* of the day I’m actually more afraid Here goes nothing [camera man]: rolling… *ouuu sssshhh* *RIP camera man* tahh ahhh tahh ahhh tahh ahhh slow-mo-tahh ahhh super-slow-mo-tahh ahhh damn, you alright? i’m good dude (no you’re not) bro, you are straight bleeding! watttuppp YOUTUBE WAASSSUPPP WOOORRLD!!! The things we do for Youtube *blow a kiss* you are f*cked up *random talks from friends worrying about Ryan* They’re gonna be like, how did this happen to you? I’ll be like Awwnn dunno like, i was doing like some crazy parkour [Greg]: *giggle* no, no way *more like ninja turtle* i think what happened was the back of the sword actually hit my nose and eyebrow because the melon hit the sword and it hit my head *sigh* welp i guess i’m not gonna play that game for a while [Greg mumbles]: fruit ninja is dangerous… [Greg]: your nose is falling off a little bit Oh we need something here, cause i feel like leaking alright *casually pick up toilet paper* It’s only fake guys This is just – this is movie make-up *echoing voice* now the adrenaline stopped …the pain is starting to set in, it kinda hurts we should probably go to the hospital or something Well i mean MMA fighters get that all the time wowww *butthurt* there goes my dream you’re gonna be like “how did this happen?” ummmm, so we were throwing fruits tryin’ to do Fruit Ninja [Will] : well the good news is you look really cool Can somebody put this on World Star Hiphop? I wanna be Internet Famous *said Internet Famous* We’re at the hospital right now but i’m kinda wondering if i have to act like i’m in more pain so i get served faster pretty sure you look like you’re in pain We just arrived at the hospital We’re gonna go check the emergency room …so messed up… *dramatic song* So now that you know and you’ve seen it first hand I guess the lesson of the day is that: Whether you’re a kid, or an adult, or a dog, or whatever You’re NOT invincible. You may not get injured often… …but it’s bound to happen if you do stupid things That’s why it’s called “STUPID” So no matter what you’re doing, whether it’s a sport, or a filming, or a stupid stun Safety always comes first! And please remember BE SMART! Don’t do stupid things just because you wanna make someone laugh or for entertainment purposes Because, really, if you get hurt, it’s just not worth it *RIP headphone users* !!!PAYBACK MOTHER F*CKER!!!! *heavy breathing* omg ryan calm down *laugh* god dude that work? Oh here it comes DDAAAAMMNN right in the face Yall know what they all say: whe-when life gives you a sword to the face… … …put it on the internet.