Freaky Fruit – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 5)

Freaky Fruit – Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 5)


[♪♪♪]Under an ordinary house
in an ordinary neighborhood,
four kids found the secretsto the messiest martial art
of all time!
Now the young ninjas
use their powers
to fight great evil!“Great” as in “big,”
not “good.” Ha!
Anyway,
Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force!
Clean home, clean head…
clean home, clean head… clean home, clean head… Oof! [sighing] Aah! There are Freaky Fruit
to be found in the dojo, but only if true order
takes hold. Freaky Fruit? What does that even mean? And how did you get in here? I go where I am needed. The real question is… you missed a spot. Huh? [gasp] Oh no… Fruitpocalypse
Training battle! You can train forever. It still
won’t help you! [all yelling] I like to yell! [all yelling] No! Oh, we started
without Seb! Sorry, dude, but when you hear
the call of the wild, wolf’s gotta run. Yeah… What? You guys promised
to help clean the dojo, but when cleaning time came,
I was the only one here except for that weird
cleaning lady dude… …who didn’t actually help, so I scoured everything,
and now it’s a complete mess! Seb, message received. Totally. Look, I’m helping right now. Teamwork, bro. I feel. Ralph did it! We all saw! J’accuse–! There are Freaky Fruit
to be found in the dojo, but only if true
order takes hold. We need to get locks. Hmm… Secret passage? Maybe there’s something
valuable inside. We should be thoughtful
and cautious in our approach. n and We must explore! Aah! Ah! Finally… Ah! Oh! [laughing] My plan worked perfectly! Time to see what
the Fruit Ninnies are hiding! …right after I take care
of this mess, of course! [Niya]:
Wow, it’s really dark in here. [Ralph]: Do you still have
that flashlight, Peng? Peng? -Boo!
-[yelling] Gaah!
That’s not funny! Oh, sure it is. You guys just don’t
have a sense of humor. [yelling] [Niya and Ralph laugh] And… it’s empty. I was promised mystery! It is a mystery, and a very wise but strange man
dressed as a cleaning lady once told me– [all]: There are Freaky Fruit
to be found in the dojo, but only if true order
takes hold. Prepare yourselves. Me first! Why does he jump
in slow motion? Uh, he thinks
it looks cooler. No! You were about
to make a mess. I’ve read about
rare fruit like this in the Fruit Ninja scrolls. To slice even one
would give us powers we may not be able to master, powers
beyond our wildest dreams. Powers that could be… We’re doing this. Wait, no, don’t. Other disregarded suggestions. [laughing] Amazing! I’ve never felt so in control
or fast! Super-Speed Strawberry! That Chili Cherry
has me feeling on fire! I got a rock… a rocking Smarty StarFruit! I know everything… Except how a thermos
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Some mysteries are too great
for mere mortals. Can’t catch me! Nice try! Ninjas! Dial it back
a few notches. I’m computing
the exact amount of bananas on Earth, then subtracting the number
of bananas being eaten, then re-adding the amount
of bananas that ripened while I was subtracting. Do we know how
to shut these powers off, because moving this fast
is making me kinda queasy. I usually get motion sickness,
but this feels like some kinda super-enhanced
turbo motion sickness. Anyone have a fire extinguisher
breath mint? [maniacal laughter] [laughter] A little bug buzzed in my ear
about your secret clubhouse. Clean Bee! I thought you were just
some made-up product mascot! Would’ve been here sooner
to clean your clocks, but your dojo was disgusting! I couldn’t help myself. Lady, you
got issues. [crying out] Legend tells
of a magical fruit that controls the very fabric
of time itself… The Temporal Time-Lime! With it,
I will have the power to create
the ultimate cleaning product! [laughing] [groaning] Can you hurry this up? I’m about
to fill my mask. With the Time-Lime, I can go back
to the Earth’s earliest days, when it was clean and pristine! [sighing contentedly] Uh, I hate
to break it to you, but with my super-
intelligent brain skills, I can assure you that
science doesn’t work– Oh! I work that way! Death to dirt! My enhanced speed will
make this short and sweet! Hiya! Waah! Oh! Oh…I don’t feel so good. [crying out] So many good fight strategies
coming to my boosted mind! Should I-? No… Or maybe–? No, no, no, no, no.
I could just— [muffled] Time to clean up this mess
for good! No one cleans a Fruit Ninja
unless it’s bath night! And I don’t think it’s
the third Thursday of May! [crying out] Seb…. According to my
calculations, you are
the only one left. [Clean Bee laughs] [crying out] Oof! [groaning] What’s the matter? Can’t keep your balance? Huh? Balance. That’s it! She’s not the threat, Ninjas! We are! All mess…or none at all. There’s no…balance! Ralph!
You’re smart now! What’s Seb
talking about? Like I said… Some mysteries are too great. That’s what “true order” is! I was so worried
about keeping it clean, I’ve been ignoring
what we are… A hot mess? I’ll see to that! You said it, sister. Fruit Ninja Fury Combo! [shuddering] Such a…dirty…
disgusting…mess! Keep slicing, Ninjas! [Clean Bee]:
What are you doing? Stop that! We are messy. We are clean. We are Fruit Ninjas. Balance. Fruitpocalypse
Training Battle! Nya-ha! Huh? Seb! You’re making
a mess of the Dojo! Who’s gonna
clean this up? Actually, the Clean Bee, in about… five minutes. Did you get
hit on the head? Sometimes I get
hit on the head and I act weird. Did you get
hit on the head? I found the
Freaky Fruit, and– Never mind. I’ll tell you about it later.
When we’re ready. For now… let’s practice! If my sources
are to be believed, then the ultimate
cleaning product will be found in… oh no! [Seb]: Fruit Ninjas! Make it messy! But seriously, then you’re
helping me clean up.