Either the Cat Goes or I Do | HOT DATE

Either the Cat Goes or I Do | HOT DATE


(sniffles and coughs) – Are you stuffed up? – Yes. – What do you think it is? Cold, seasonal allergies? – It’s the cat you adopted even though I told you I was allergic. – Well this is the first
time I’m hearing about this. – You sent me a picture of
you with him at the pet store. I said, “Please don’t bring a cat home, “I’m extremely allergic.” You said, “How can you
be allergic to cuteness?” I said, “I’m not allergic to cuteness. “I’m allergic to cat dander. “It makes my eyes swell
and my throat close.” And you responded, “LOL dander”, and brought him home anyway. – Dander, it sounds like a Pokemon. – It makes my throat close! Okay, I know that you’re
attached to the cat. But, I can’t live with him. So, we need to make a tough decision. – Oh my God. – Okay. – You’re moving out? – What? Me? No, we’re giving the cat away. – Oh! No. Sorry, we are not kicking
my baby out onto the street. – But you’ll kick me out? – You can provide for yourself. I mean what kind of a job
is the cat going to get? And don’t say deli cat, ’cause
they don’t even get paid. – The cat’s not going to the street. – Or, a deli. – Or, a deli. – Thank you. – I called my friend David, and he said that he could help us. – Oh, okay. That’s good. So he’s letting you stay with him? – Oh my God, no. We’re giving the cat to him. He’s adopting the cat. – Merv, we took on a responsibility, and we need to see it through until he’s 17 and runs
into the woods to die. – I didn’t take on anything. I told you I was allergic to cats. I said, “You can bring home a dog. “You can bring home a ferret. “You can bring home a
friggin’ rat, I don’t care.” I just didn’t want a cat. – Look, this animal chose me. I mean, he bit me when
I walked past his cage. If that isn’t a sign– – It’s a sign that’s he’s a jerk! Okay fine, I give up. We’ll just all live together. I’ll never breathe through my nose again. We can get my eyelids
drained every few days. And if I go into shock,
you can be the one, who stabs me with the adrenaline needle. – Okay great. I think we reached like
a little compromise. – We did. – You know, even though the cat and you have had some differences, I mean, two guys under one roof, competin’ to be the alpha. – Holy fuck. – But you’ve gotta admit, he is so cute. – I can’t see him! – Hey guys, thanks for watching. Tune in every week as
Hot Date gets hotter. Nope, nope, nope. Please stop at the shirt. Stop at the shirt. Oh, okay.