Well you never eat a thing that a farmer grow Only feeling high when the sugar’s low Never eat a pizza cuz it’s made with dough. Sharing recipes like cauliflower casserole Your universal condiment is bacon, bro. Twenty seconds in a room, everybody knows… …that you’re eating paleo. There’s a sweet potato in your hand You asked me to dinner, I said I had plans. But you grilled steak, and I caved like a man. Sometimes you drink milk, and sometimes you don’t Depending on a blog that somebody wrote And you see avocados when your eyes are closed. But you’re feeling so good since you’re paleo Tearing up the Box every time we go Fiending for another hit of guacomol’ Every single meal is a Twitter post Always shipping kale in from the coast It ain’t history or science but it’s kinda close woah But a caveman never worried ’bout a garden hoe Never ate bologna or a frozen yo’ Twenty seconds in a room, everybody knows… You do CrossFit And you’re eating paleo.