Annoying Orange – Passion of the Fruit

-[Orange fluttering tongue] [groans softly]
I’m bored. Whoa! Who’s that?
What do you have? -Hey!
Watch the merchandise, buddy. -Whoa.
-Oh, hey. How’s in goin’? -Oh… hey.
Uh… I’m an orange. Um… Uh… -Uh, are you okay? -You’re beautiful!
-[laughs] No, I’m just a passion fruit. -More like passion cute. -Uh, that’s passion fruit. -I’m an orange.
-Yeah, I like your peel. Dimples are totally adorable. -[laughs bashfully]
Oh… -Swear to God,
you put me down right now or you gonna see
some kung-fu voodoo. -Grapefruit? Wow! I can’t believe you made it! -Oh. You know him?
-You know it, buddy. [laughs] -It’s not like that. We met in the bag on the way over. -Hey, who’s the kumquat? He a friend of yours?
-We just met. He’s been, you know,
keeping me company. -Hey Passion,
you wanna watch me flex? Check it out.
[straining fiercely] -Uh, yeah.
You did that earlier. -[continues straining] -Hey, is the chubby orange gonna fart? -Oh, did that twerp just call me chubby? -Uhh…
-Yeah, you really let yourself go. They should call you
Chubby McChubbyOrange… ’cause you’re chubby. [laughs] -Hey, [bleep].
I’m a [bleep] grapefruit. Do you know what that means? -Whoa, Chubby McChubby’s
got a potty-mouth. -It means I could kick your
[bleep] six ways from [bleep]. -Is that really necessary? -Hey, Orange, I’m talkin’ to you. How many squats can you do, huh? -What’s a squat?
-Exactly. Let me spell it out for you. Chicks dig the grapefruit.
Ain’t that right, baby? -Uh, not really.
-Oh, Orange, you’re out of your league. You should go hit on a
blueberry or somethin’. [chuckles] -Grapefruit?
More like “apefruit.” Are you chubby ’cause you
ate all the bananas? [laughs] -Hey, zip the lip, onion dip.
-I’m not an onion. -You’re right. You’re a grape. -Uh-uh, no I’m not. -Then why are you so full of wine?
[laughs] Oh! -Shut up!
What is wrong with you? Seriously, you think
I care about flexing? And what are you talking about, squats? You don’t even have legs! -[laughing]
-And you! Who cares if he’s a little,
you know, round? All you do is make weird
noises and call him fat. How shallow are you? -I’m not shallow. I’m an orange. -Wow. What is wrong with me? This happens every time I go out. It’s always the jerk and the weirdo. If that’s the choices, I’d rather take– -Knife?
-Huh? -Knife. -[screaming] -Oh, my God! [screaming continues] -Whoa!
Grapefruit’s beside himself! -[in agony]:
Ow! Oww! Do you know how much this hurts? -Well, hey, at least he’s
not such a sourpuss now. [laughs] Ow. -Aaaahhh!!! -That’s the most messed-up
thing I’ve ever seen. -You should’ve seen tomato.
That was bad. -This kitchen in awful.
How do you stand it? -Oh, it’s not so bad.
Just ask Pear. -Somebody please, kill me now. Captioned by SpongeSebastian