Annoying Orange – Kitchen Carnage


-Aw, where is it? Where’s my name? -Hey Orange, whatcha reading? -Stupid varsity lists. I didn’t make either team. -Whoa, can you believe it? I’m a starter! -You’re an apple. -Uh… guys? Those aren’t teams. -Sure they are. There’s gonna be a big game and everything. -Yeah, salads vs. smoothies. -Hey! Ow!! -Whoa! -Strawberry, what happened? -Oh, I think I landed on my teeth. -Yay! -Huh? -What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie. -Nuh-uh, nothing’s keeping me out of the game… Ah! -Whoa! [Strawberry yells] -Whoa, I guess Strawberry didn’t make the cut. [laughs] Ooh, ow. -Dude, those aren’t teams. Those are recipes. Wait, my name isn’t on there, is it? -Ha-ha, not likely. -The list for second place is in the ladies’ room. [both laugh] -Look Pear, it’s a couple of ki-weenies. [laughs] -Kiwi? Oh God, that’s on the list. -You know it. -No, that’s not good. You’ve got to run for it. -Ah… [groans] -Ah! -Hey, what happened to– Ah! Pleh! -Oh no. -I hope those guys can “blend” in. [laughs] [kiwis scream] [yells in terror] -Geez, what’s all the racket about? -Lettuce, you gotta get out of here. -Yeah, you gotta “head” out. [laughs] -Uh, why is that? -Trust me, you should just “leaf.” [laughs] -Leave? But I just got here. -You gotta get out of here! Run! Run while you can! -Whoa! Talk about getting “flipped off.” [laughs] -Oh no, it’s happening again. [Lettuce screaming] -Ugh, talk about a “split” decision. [laughs] -For the last time, this isn’t a game. There’s no rules, it’s just… Wait, that’s it. Orange, every time we talk to these guys, they get chopped up. -Or blended. -Whatever. The point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen. -I gotta keep my mouth shut? -Exactly. -But I’ve never done that before. -Whoa! What’s going on up in here? -Hey! Hey, Apple… -Dude, shut the mouth. -Oh yeah, right. -Yo, I’m talking to you guys. -Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya… -Shh! -Hello? -Nya-nya-nya… -Quiet! -[imitates babbling] What’s wrong with you man? You know, besides being an orange. [laughs] -[groans] -Hey, hey Minute Maid, why don’t you clean up this place? [laughs] -[growls] -Quiet. -What’s the matter? Your mouth won’t open? Maybe a little “cit-rusty.” [chuckles] Booyah! -[growls] -What’s your pal’s name? Mr. Green Jeans? [laughs] -Oh I’m sorry, we were just trying to save your life, but then you, you gotta go and be an apple. Well, you know what? -What? -Knife! [all yelling] Man, that was one bad apple. [laughs] -Go, smoothies! -Yay! -What? Did we miss the game? -(Orange) Hey, guess what, chicken butt? My new iPod and iPhone game is here! Yay! It’s full of fruit carnage and it’s only 99 cents on iTunes. I really know how to put the “app” in “apple.” [laughs] Captioned by SpongeSebastian