VO: Wakey, wakey, rise and shine *scream*Ben: What will we be putting in our mouths today? Mike: Shut up, Ben. Jamie: If you thought our “5 Kitchen Gadgets that Nobody Needs” video broke new boundaries in levels that you didn’t think we could get to, then you’re gonna love this video. VO: Hello and welcome to… VO: This is Barry. Barry’s dream is to live the life of an aspiring Los Angeles model, VO: and therefore regularly eat avocado on toast. VO: Barry, why don’t you show these good-looking people how you mash your avocados? VO: This is Ben. VO: Ben’s a bit of a know-it-all, but to be fair, his fruit hack knowledge is pretty stellar. VO: And Barry isn’t using the quickest method, is he, Ben? VO: Why don’t you him an alternative? VO: Success! VO: This is Mike. VO: Mike looks like he’s been working out, but that’s not important right now because he loves to take a sliced apple in his packed lunch to work. VO: This is how he does it. VO: But Ben has a better way that stops the apple oxidising and going brown. Don’t you, Ben? VO: Wicked, dude! VO: This is Jamie. VO: After a long day of sending emails, Jamie loves nothing more than to savour the juice of a watermelon. VO: Here’s how he goes about that. VO: Wow, you sure have your work cut out, Ben. VO: Good job *you* have opposable thumbs. VO: Deep joy! VO: There are plenty more hacks to come, but first, an angry Scotsman. VO: This is James. VO: James is speaking in an incomprehensible accent about the amazing sushi burrito video we made this week. VO: Now he’s telling you about the ultimate pizza battle between Barry, Jamie, and Mike, VO: and that he thinks, as a qualified chef, that Mike’s pizza was the best, VO: *and* that there’s a really funny article on Sortedfood.com about British food problems that you should definitely have a look at. VO: Now, he’s telling us about this week’s Comment of the Week. VO: which is from our Super Speedy Avocado Recipes video, VO: and that teardropsonawhiterose said: VO: Oh look at him, he loved that one. VO: Now James is saying goodbye. VO: Oh this look is back, and he loves a kiwi. VO: In fact, he’ll take any nationality. VO: But let’s see how he peels one. VO: I bet you’ve got a better way, haven’t you, Ben? VO: Bogus, man! VO: Whilst at college, Barry used to be a go-go dancer in a cocktail bar, so developed quite a taste for Cosmopolitans. VO: For those, you need lots of lime juice. VO: But is he making the most of that lime, Ben? VO: Look at that! The difference is astounding! VO: The intros are getting tedious, aren’t they?
Here’s one about slicing mangoes. VO: Go nuts, Ebbers. VO: Unbelievable tech-ers! VO: Thank you for watching: VO: Sorted! Ben: I reckon there’s at least another 6 fruit hacks that nobody will care about.
Jamie: If not 29. Ben: And we wanna hear about them all in the comments down below. Jamie: Also, if you haven’t visited our shop yet, there’s a brand new T-shirt you can buy! I repeat, there’s a brand new T-shirt that you can buy! Ben: D’you know what? I think that Fridgecam had everything. Jamie: It had some very questionable background music. Ben: It had a lovely pair of melons. Jamie: And it had an overly enthusiastic voiceover. Ben: Until 10am Sunday next week, have a lovely one. Jamie: Goodbye.
(off camera: I know, why not slam a door?)